How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”
the assassination of Julius Caesar
i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N
Is this what Bucky uses to wash his hair
don’t be rude
Do you think he pretended he was Captain America when he was fighting?
WELL NOW I DO.
He’s playing theme music in his head - because let’s be honest. It’s not like this was actually a real fight for him.
Agent Coulson is one of those few men who has been pretending to be his hero for so long he’s turned into everyone else’s hero in his own right and doesn’t even realize it.
Bolded that last because <3.
This made me so uncomfortable.
this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it
SO IN THE COMICS she’s falling off a bridge and he catches her to try to save her with his spider web, but her body is forced into an unnatural position and she snaps her neck. And as he’s reeling her body back, he’s still making wise-cracks about how much he loves his powers at the moment, because he saved her. And then he realises that she’s dead.
are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
Tom talking about his nephew???
I thought he had a niece??
he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover
im so fucking done
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
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